Thursday, December 10, 2009

Harry Potter Meme


Samuraifrog brought this meme to my attention.

Here we go.

01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?
Alexis and I would be in Hufflepuff and we'd make it COOL!

02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight book release?
Nope, though I know people who have.

03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows?
You could've saved a lot of tress and about 150 pages if she just wrote "Harry, Ron and Hermione hiked through the woods for several weeks getting increasingly cross with each other. Then all of a sudden Harry saw a stag."

04. How many times have you reread the books?
One time each.

05. Whose death was the saddest?
Spoiler alert: Fred.

06. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?
Frilled Lizard. My power animal.

07. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
Haven't seen it yet. In my netflix q, will probably come some time in the next few weeks.

08. What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?
They better make a good chunk of the second movie the battle of Hogwarts.

09. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?
No, I've get plenty of other dorky shit to read.

10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?
A certain web/MTV celebrity lent me already borrowed copies of the first three books. I said "I'm only going to read one of these." He said, "No you won't."

Favorites
Female Character? Fleur Delacourt
Male Character? Lee Jordan
Professor? Professor Snape (because James Potter was a massive tool)
Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy
Magical Creature? Hippogriffs
Spell? Don't care
Quote? Dumbledore saying "it's our choices, not our abilities, that make us who we are."
Book? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Movie? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Alfonso Cuaron baby)
Hogwarts House? Hufflepuff (we'd make it COOL!)
Place? Hagrid's cabin
Weasley? Molly Weasley
Couple? Hermione and Ron

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

In the Red: Paper Heart & Gomorrah

Paper Heart is twee, but not so twee as to be unwatchable. Cute, but no so cute as to be lovable and clever, but not nearly as clever as it think it is. The film plays around with reality by having the film be a faux documentary; intermingling actual interview sections with Charlene Yi (who was less cloying and obnoxious then I thought she'd be), staged and improvised sections where Yi is starting up a reluctant romance with Michael Cera and finally staged paper doll retellings of love stories. It works but never really coheres. If you think you might find this adorable you probably will. I can't fathom why they attempted to try to make this seem real, what was the point? Why hire someone else to play the director? There's a lot of needless artifice here. I will admit though to laughing pretty hard when Yi was interviewing a bunch of young girl who volunteered that they were in love with Chris Brown (in hindsight that may have been a bad idea).
Gamorrah is Matteo Garrone's gritty, noisy, messy and uncompromising gangster drama set in Italy. We've come a LONG way from the attempts as civility and honor found in the Godfather.
Now would-be street kids quote the DePalma Scarface at each other unaware tha they're caught up in the game that's likely to get them all killed and little to no chance of ever reaching that level of wealth and excess. The film does a very through job of showing many different levels and rites of passage for young and old gangsters. From Don's to wannabes the film gives a sense of Wire-like depth to its world in its short (for a gangster epic) run-time. Its easy to get lost in this very busy world but attentive reviewers will be rewarded with fairly well developed characters and even the casual viewer will be struck by the powerful set-pieces (like a young boy's bullet test or testing out heavy weapons on the beach). Recommended for fans of more street level crime amongst the ruins as seen in City of God and La Haine.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Remember, remember the rest of December

Every once in a while I like to map out what's coming on the blog to give me goals to hit and something for readers to expect and look forward to. Work is going to keep me pretty busy from December 21-27 but before and after that expect lots of bloggy goodness.

In the week to come you'll see:
A plea to see The Room
Red Envelope Reviews for Gomorrah and Paper Heart
A special thank you post/review

In the week after that:
Very likely reviews for: The Princess and the Frog, Invictus and/or The Lovely Bones
Less likely to see reviews for: A Single Man (just don't know who I will get to see it with me)
Wish I could but probably won't see: The Slammin' Salmon (though you never know)

December 18-21:
Maybe (hopefully) an Avatar review and/or a Nine review.

I'll probably take a break for Christmas and New Years and then at the start of January you'll hear my takes on Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasus, Crazy Heart and Sherlock Holmes. Maybe It's Complicated.

Of course looking way ahead you'll get my best of 2009. I did one of these for 2007 and it was MAMMOTH. Expect a similar thing for 2009. I just want to make sure I see as many 2009 movies I can to really make sure it s a balanced, thorough list. I mean good lord, almost 12 months and I've only see 46 2009 releases according to imdb. Better step it up.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Of Swans and Sharks


How deep do you want to go? This is the question that faces all discerning film-goers as they sit down in their seats. When one begins to analyze and critique a film does one examine its success in being an example of formalism? Will you look at plotting and structure? At mise-en-scene? How the film's style informs its content? In these arenas Up In the Air is an unqualified success and for many audiences (and very likely Oscar voters) this will be more than enough. Its timely, well-made and well-acted and, to its credit, wears its symbolism on its sleeve. But as I left the theater I wondered, couldn't there be more?
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney) lives his life in perfectly organized increments always on the move in order to live the most elite, hassle free life-style one can imagine. He is a man who not only lives without enduring human attachments, but actively works to promote his lifestyle as a motivational speaker. His day-job is also reliant on his unique ability to both inspire and detach as he is part of a firm that is hired by corporations to terminate employees. When a young upstart (Anna Kendrick) comes to the company with a concept of firing by webcam, potentially hobbling Bingham's jet-set lifestyle, Bingham protests and insists he take her on the road to teach her how to REALLY fire someone.
As an ingenue full of optimism Kendrick serves as a nice-counterpoint to Clooney as well as a solid comedic foil. He challenges her optimism and general world-view and while their lines are clever as they banter back and forth, they never carry any real weight. In the film one is either hokey and corny for wanting to settle down and maintain a relationship or is slick, cool and hollow while ultimately remaining detached. The film never really finds a middle ground between these two. This is a film of slick and polished surfaces much like Clooney and his erstwhile paramour Alex (Vera Farmiga) who describes herself as like Clooney's Bingham ("I'm you with a vagina"). The film turns, as one may expect a mainstream dramedy like this would, however it's message, something about how we all need a co-pilot, is ultimately being mocked by the characters as much as they eventually embrace it. Attempts at verisimilitude and timeliness are given gravitas by following on the tradition of Reds and When Harry met Sally by sporadically inter-cuttng with talking head segments with real people who've been fired. They're poignant but inessential. Ostensibly a good deal of the audience is now VERY familiar with the feelings that come with being terminated so the film isn't presenting anything new and it never really points TOWARD anything.

Mind you, there is a lot to like and enjoy about the film. I was very wrapped up in it as I was watching. The script, while surface, is sharp and compact. It lets us know the characters and then twists and reverses where appropriate. It hits its comedic and dramatic beats well and knows how to effectively transition between both modes. It also packs the film to the brim with reliable character actors all doing great work and bouncing off each other well. J.K. Simmons renders all the real terminated pointless with his great scene as Kendrick's first fire. Danny McBride and Melanie Lynskey make for adorable grounded relatives of Clooneys and Zach Galifinakas reigns it in but still manages to be hilarious in a brief moment. Sam Elliot is also used to great effect in a scene that relies more on iconography then anything else.
No matter what broader, trend or lesson that can be garnered from Up In the Air, one thing is clear; that Farmiga has better chemistry with Clooney than anyone he's been paired with onscreen outside of Brad Pitt. Farmiga may be familiar to viewers as the distinctly cat-less psychologist in the Departed (though she always be Mrs. Joey Gazelle to me from Running Scared). She wears her age and experience as a badge of honor and is effortlessly sexy and competent. She too wishes to avoid entanglements but can't help get caught up in her very adult (in terms of maturity more so than content) flirtation with Clooney. The film never riffs on her age or underlines that she's sexy in spite of anything, she just comes to the film fully formed and her confidence and innate sense of how she defines herself is very appealing. Similarly with Clooney, this part fits him like a glove. Virtually any other actor would be an abysmal failure in this role. Bingham, for al intents and purposes is an anti-social shmuck. He mistakes knowledge and status for for genuine human worth. Any number of actors would make the character unbearable but Clooney seduces everyone; from employees he's terminating to the audience. We even emulate him to some degree so that when the time comes when he lowers his defenses and has to be vulnerable it has that much more impact. Kendrick, the third part of the unconventional family unit, will be a revelation to audiences who missed her from her stage work, wonderful appearance in Rocket Science and as the most appealing thing about the Twilight series.
I've no doubt that audience and Oscar voters will leave the theater having enjoyed the film. Reitman as screenwriter and director has a firm grasp of his craft and has now made three film where protagonists eventually warm to relationships they once kept at arms length. I eagerly look forward for Reitman to bring the audience in closer and let us see deeper into his films beyond the slick, shiny veneer of his craft.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Cussing Good Time

What a phenomenal challenge for a director it must be to adapt a very distinct voice while adding your own particular voice to it. What a delight it must be one succeeds at it so spectacularly. Such is the case with Wes Anderson's adaptation of Roald Dahl's Fantastic Mr. Fox. Despite reports of a very tumultuous work environment Anderson and his masterful collabrators in the field of stop-motion have made a stunning world filled with great visual enchantment.
Anderson has always had a designer's eye, where even the most minute detail of books, board games, posters and utensils is properly framed and place in every room. Orson Welles once described movie-making as playing in "the world's greatest model train set" and Anderson is the sort who has given a great deal of consideration to his set's landscape. Anderson and his crew have created a breath-taking world for Mr. Fox, his family, friends and enemies to inhabit. Though if the film were just eye-candy it would not be nearly as satisfying. What Anderson has managed to capture is Mr Fox's beguiling wickedness and amorality. He never for a moment lets us forget that these are animals who are bound to unleash their inner-beastly natures no matter how well-tailored heir tweed or attempts at honest living. Dahl's work is peppered with such encouragement toward mischief and craftiness and that has been well ported into the film.
Helping this abounding sense of craftiness is the astute casting of George Clooney, the modern age's best movie star as well as a great actor. Clooney is no stranger to playing scoundrels and rascals and his most boffo box-office has come from playing the oh-so-slick Danny Ocean so just hearing his voice coming from the Mr. Fox stop-motion figure gives the character his chops. Anderson does equally well in casting voice talent whose voice make perfect signifiers for what their character is all about. Meryl Streep as a moral centered Mrs. Fox, Jason Schwartzman (easily the highlight) as the mopey emo son, Ash, Bill Murray as a cantankerous Badger and Michael Gambon as the surly leader of the evil farmers. Oh, I mustn't forget my personal favorite Willem Dafoe as a former compatriot of Mr. Fox who now works for the farmers. He's a knife wielding loony who moves like a West Side Story dancer accompanied by a scintillating bit of score by Alexandre Desplat channeling Ennio Moricone. Its these sort of oddball details that make each of the characters memorable and not just disposable would-be merchandise opportunities for a studio.
Indeed the film retains a creation of independent spirit. It mocks the popular children's film convention of advocating the bizarre and odd-ball. When Mrs. Fox tells Ash "Everyone is a little different" he flatly denies her "I don't want to be different." In a way the film succeeds in a way that Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are doesn't. Anderson has created a film based on a childrens' book that specifically appeals to adults but can be enjoyed by anyone, whereas I'd hard pressed to think of a child who could enjoy or appreciate Jonze film (which I would favorably describe as a Bergman film covered in fur with a blood transfusion from Jackass). Anderson has created a film full of charms to delight the senses for young and old.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Everything is Link

End of the year, end of the decade, that means a butt-load of links. How much of a butt-load? If one were to quantify it into a unit of measurement I'd call it a Kardashian.

Lists:
Anyway lots of lists. Which you gotta love. Especially from my beloved AV Club.

The AV Club produced several phenomenal, thoughtful lists. Of the main list of the 50 best of the decade I've seen 42. This is nice because of the bragging rights but ALSO eight AV approved classics for me to seek out.
Here's what you can see:
Their favorite scenes of the 00's.
The best bad movies of the 00's (which got me to FINALLY rent The Room).
The best film performances of the 00's (which disappointingly seems to be lacking major comedy performances).
The best films of the 00's.
The orphans and personal favorites of the 00's.


Phew.

Also here are 9 badass actors in wussy roles.

Not enough to think about, how about a list of 100 films outside the classical cannon.

Also that clever Mr. Beaks has started putting up a well thought out, very personal list for his best of the decade. Its not done yet but here is part one and part two.

Still not enough lists? How about the 10 best tracking shots of all time (VERY DEBATABLE)!

Analysis: Matt over at the House Next Door has a cool video essay about Clint Eastwood.
"The House" also takes a look at the majestic classic Lawrence of Arabia.
I warn you if you have common sense and good taste you're not going to want to see the content of this article. Ugh, makes my ass pucker in terror.

Interviews:
Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner have lots of funny and clever things to say here. A must read.

The National Board of Review named its best of the year. Its two previous winners (Slumdog Millionaire and No Country for Old Men) went on to win Oscars. Hmmm, I wonder what this means for this year's winner Up in the Air?

Whats on the agenda for the weekend/upcoming week: I finish my Fantastic Mr. Fox review and take a look at Up in the Air and The Room (Yes, THAT The Room).

Thursday, December 3, 2009

MY EYES!

Ugh. Just...ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

1. You can't spoof comedy, especially if it was originally funny.

2. Jokes require punchlines, especially if you're modifying pre-existing jokes.

3. A reference to a commercial is not clever...basically ever.




4. RESPECT THE APATOW YOU ASSHOLES!

If this fecal-matter spread on celluloid even made an attempt to say something REMOTELY insightful about this trend in comedy I'd at least applaud the effort, but this crap was clearly just farted out to make a couple of bucks off people who are proud of themselves for recognizing that a woman gave birth to the "Can you hear me now" guy.

Ha de fucking ha.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

So yeah, this is happening


I won't be the first one and I won't be the last to note that the blocking is similar to Gyllenhaal and Ledger in the Brokeback poster. Though I bet if you did some digging you'd find that its pretty standard poster composition.
You can see it in hi-res on yahoo.

Monday, November 30, 2009

"You're a..." "Say it" "Priest"


In 1922 German director F.W. Murnau brought the first vampire to screens in his partial adaptation of Dracula in the film Nosferatu. However, it is another Murnau film that informs Korean director Chan Wook-Park's newest film Thirst, this being Murnau's Sunrise. That older film, which looks at a relationship made fragile by the grim specter of lies and death is given a jolt of the extreme shock and awe that has made Park an international sensation in films like Oldboy and Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.

The film, which would throw the fans of Twilight in a tizzy has built a complex artifice around a very primal morality play. In the film a well intentioned priest undergoes a radical treatment to aide in the curing of a rare blood disease. At first it appears that the disease is killing him but instead it has turned him into something beyond human. People having gotten word of his miraculous recovery and think he is truly blessed. The priest, Sang-Hyun (played by Sang Kong-hu) slowly becomes aware of what he truly is and in the course of his visits the sick he meets Tae-Ju (as played by Kim Ok-Bin). The woman is in an abusive relationship with her husband, or at least alleges to be in one. She's certainly very upset, something Park gets across in a scene that while the husband sleeps Tae-jun continues to jab cutting sheers towards the inside of his mouth and then removing them at the very last moment. A more conventional director would do this once and it would big moment. Park teases this out as she stabs down for almost a minute of screen-time. Park has always had an eye for faultless composition and artistic framing. He also knows how to produce a cut that is devastating to an audience. All these hallmarks are on display here. Though, I've no doubt Park could make a senses-shattering scary film, conventional scares is not quite whats going on here.

Instead of conventional scares Wook-Park is going for genuine human horror at what human-beings are capable of when morality is cast aside by the promise of power and lust. When Sang-Hyun's whose bloodlust is growing is asked for help by Tae-Ju he starts the two down a path that under Wook-Park's direction unspools into memorable moments of darkness. The film moves slowly, but this pacing lends power to Wook-Park's sudden swerves where characters behave in surprising ways and the plot rockets forward as our protagonists dig themselves into a deeper and deeper hole.
I'd like to go into more detail about the Sunrise comparison and the nature of these character's denigration but I feel it spoils a lot of the film's twists. I would be happy to go into more detail if its requested in the comments. Let me know.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

School Days

How comforting to know that at a time when the vacuous victim Bella Swan dominates the box office, the multiplex has room for a legitimate three-dimensional young woman. She may not be perfect, but she provides wonderful food for thought for the discerning film-goer. Meet Jenny Mellor, a young British girl growing up in an English suburb shortly before the Beatles made their first appearance and a new youth culture emerged. Jenny is incredibly bright (something she is never embarrassed or ashamed of) but yearns for more than just the stodgy world of academia where her every move has been calculated to get her into Oxford by her fuddy-duddy parents. But Jenny is conflicted. Once she pursues her life of letters then what? More academia. Living in a world where women haven't really transcended gender roles makes it difficult for her to see a life for herself beyond her schooling. Then, one day on the way home from rehearsing the cello she's caught in the rain and meets the dashing and much older David. What happens next gives Jenny an entirely new type of education in this well-crafted, very knowing character piece.
An Education comes to us from the festival circuit with much critical acclaim behind newcomer Carrey Mulligan who plays Jenny. When a performance gets this much hype one enters the film with very high expectations, or failing that, a mountain of doubt. Now this young ingenue must not only be good but defy my highest expectations. Miss Mulligan was going to have an uphill battle as some reviews have compared her to no less an iconic presence then Audrey Hepburn. What a relief and a pleasure that Mulligan not only meets expectations but surpasses them. From her first moments of the film, but especially once she is dripping wet in the rain, pins the audience to their seat with a battering ram of charisma and ethereal movie star looks. She also has that rarest of qualities in young actresses, a real life and intelligence behind her eyes. Mulligan is greatly aided in her portrayal by the deep characterization that author Nick Hornby imbues in each character in his screenplay. Jenny is bright and makes what she perceives to be good decisions. She's independent minded without coming off as whiny and immature, though she is not immune from behaving like a child. She is that wonderful swirling mass of well-realized contradictions that appears ever so rarely in films.
Mulligan may be the brightest light in this lamp, but she is hardly the only performer worthy of mention. Peter Sarsgaard is perfectly cast as David, who seems too good to be true. A cultured older man, always armed with the perfect quip, a cunning observation and a seemingly infinite number of opportunities to immerse Jenny into high cultures with trips to art auction, symphonies, night clubs and even Paris. Sarsgaard is well utilized here in that we in the audience can instantly see why he is appealing to Jenny while at the same time feel oddly uneasy about him. The same can be said for his companions as played by Dominic Cooper and Rosamund Pike. Good looking and pleasant but something vaguely sinister about them.
The film nimbly moves from coming of age story to a story of social mobility, a story of morality and living a fulfilled life. It would be easy to make the adults in this film simple archetypes; strict disciplinarians and easy-to-trick enablers but time and again Hornby's script peels back layers to the grown adults in Jenny's life. Director Lone Scherfig mines a lot of comedic moments from Alfred Molina as Jenny's father but as the film builds it becomes increasingly apparent that his actions and behavior don't stem strictly from a need to force Jenny into making defiant decisions. Emma Thompson as Jenny's headmistress is cutting and unforgettable in a few terse meetings with Jenny. The same goes for Olivia Williams who also shows up in a few brief spurts as a concerned teacher (and who has come a long way from the distant Ms. Cross in Rushmore). Hornby writes these characters with great panache and densely enough so that the film feels like a play, as would most stories that focus primarily on dialogue and ideas. However, backed by Scherfig, the plot is imbued with grand settings and sweeping moments to enable the audience to get swept up in the new world that seduces Jenny. Its a world I was glad to be taken away to and will likely be returning to it again in my end of the year list.