Its not all wonder emporiums and angry Mexican bounty hunters all the time on the blog. Sometimes a movie needs to be hated, because it is product, because it is awful, because it lacks any cinematic merit whatsoever. But instead of losing my cool I will utilize the sublime form of haiku to express the deep anger and resentment toward these wasted hours of my life.
Eragon
Ripping off Star Wars
And Lord of the Rings will not
Make your movie good
You, Me and Dupree
Next time Owen please
Make sure there's a script with jokes
Film vasectomy
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