Thursday, November 22, 2007

HBO Bad Movie Haiku

Its not all wonder emporiums and angry Mexican bounty hunters all the time on the blog. Sometimes a movie needs to be hated, because it is product, because it is awful, because it lacks any cinematic merit whatsoever. But instead of losing my cool I will utilize the sublime form of haiku to express the deep anger and resentment toward these wasted hours of my life.


Ripping off Star Wars
And Lord of the Rings will not
Make your movie good

You, Me and Dupree

Next time Owen please
Make sure there's a script with jokes
Film vasectomy

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