Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Squeakquel

If you've been living under a rock (or for some reason have some sort of ability to selectively tune out absolute crap) you're aware of the recently released Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. The film introduces the Chipettes to the live-action world of Alvin and his brothers (much to the delight of perverts and David Cross' real estate portfolio). Perhaps the most notable thing about the film is the "so stupid it's brilliant sub-title "the Squeakquel", which has to rank right up there with "Electric Boogaloo" and "The Quickening" as the greatest sequel title ever. But this got me thinking about a variety of other films that could take "The Squeakquel's" lead.

For your consideration:

Let's follow the adventures of everyone's favorite abusive mother in...Precious 2: The Mo'Niquel

Are you a Carrie? It's not too late for them to change the title to... Sex and the City 2: The Boutiquel

Post-Crystal Skull it might as well be... Indiana Jones and the Antiquel

I never saw the original but I'd be sure to check out... The Cookout 2: The Barbequequel

Think nothing can top the original? How about... Showgirls 2: The Burlesquel

And finally, the brilliance that could be Toque 2: The Torquequel

Thank you everybody. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

1 comment:

ComicInks said...

haha, ur such a sass! Don't knock the squeakquel I know you haven't seen it. Funny post tho.