Me-I'm awesome
PsychLovinGal-The she-roommate, liberal, works for famous author, sexy dancer part-time
Scott-He's Scott, works in agribusiness.
Me: Hey you guys hear, Charlton Heston died the other day?And that ladies and gentleman is why I will be sad to be leaving for LA. For a more...um...fitting Chuck Heston tribute this one is pretty thorough.
PsychLovinGal: Yep.
Scott: Uhuh, 83.
Me: Yep.
Scott: Awwww sad.
PsychLovinGal: Not so sad.
Me: Ouch.
Scott: But come on man. He was MOSES!
Me: It's true, when you grow up Jewish there is no one more legit than Moses.
PsychLovinGal: Yeah, I guess. Plus he was what's his name...Platypus.
Scott: Ummmm.
Me: Spartacus, she means Spartacus. And that wasn't him. He was Ben Hur.
1 comment:
You know that I heard in Greece they have to change Charlton Heston's name on movie posters to Charlton Heaston because in Greek Heston means to poop yourself
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